I Won't Change Any Minds

on this topic, so I won't try.

But two jokes do come to mind.

First joke:
A man brings an old ax to an antiques road show. They look, and say yes, it is a very old ax, what's the story?
 "Well," says the fellow, "this is the very ax Washington used to cut down the cherry tree!  Been in the family for years."
 "Wow, really?  It seems very well used, but that's rather old."
 "Yep.  Had to replace the handle seven times, and the head twice, but it's the same ax."

Second joke:
 A group of scientists go to God and tell Him that he's no longer needed.
 "You see," they said, "we have learned to make life, just like you, so you're no longer essential."
 God nods and ask for them to show him their skill.
 The scientist chosen to give the demonstration picks up a hand full of dust, and God raises his hand.
 "Ah-ah ah!  Get your own dirt."