You can't tell anyone something important, if you live with someone with a "sense of humor" you end up cleaning up a ton of messes, if you have "just joking" friends or people who claim they are you end up with property damage that can get really expensive.
A big excuse to be a nasty, lying piece of coprolite with some sort of social approval.
There are a few funny jokes, but too many can't get the difference between "funny joke" and "being an ass."
If I have an urge to shove hay down your throat when I find out the truth, you're being a jackass. (Or a jenny ass. Heaven forbid I leave out women, since they tend towards the vicious on the rare times they do get into it.)
If you feel like accusing me of not having a sense of humor, save your time-- I've been accused of that before, and I don't care. If not finding death, dismemberment, destruction, disgusting actions, painful lies, stupidity, causing people to do themselves harm and ruining the one frakking indulgence I am allowed to have while pregnant "funny" means that I have no sense of humor, fine-- keep your ridiculous definition.
I'll stick with wordplay, allusion and teasing.
Oh, and the next person to "jokingly" fake hitting me with a car is going to need new headlights.
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This is a benefit to hanging out in nerd circles - the April 1 antics are of the "joke RFC" form: c.f. RFC 1149 (IP over avian carrier) or the like.
Hitting you with a car? yikes... unless it's perhaps a matchbox car...
No.
Real vehicle. Stopping close enough that I can put my hand on it.
But it's OK, because they're always sure their brakes will work just fine!
Even if it's wet, snowy, on gravel, icy, on dirt... it really is amazing that they haven't killed anyone yet, that I know of, with this joke.
The biggest thing now is that they own the vehicles they'll do it in, so I can go ballistic and it will hurt them, not their parents.
My son is five, so our April Fool's jokes are pretty harmless....some would say lame :)
Agreed. April 1 would be an excellent day to sleep through; except the April Fool's joke on me is that it is a work day.
'...to "jokingly" fake hitting me with a car...'
Good God!!! - That redefines stupidity. :(
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yeah, the car thing is not a joke. nor is it funny.
^^ No tis not......but, mushing chicken bullion cubes inside the head of your 18 year old son's shower head...... well THAT is hilarious.
...K, that's mildly amusing, and most importantly not damaging or painful! (at least, if they dissolve fine)
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